I’ll be the first to admit it: There are times when The Greatest Video You’ve Ever Seen doesn’t live up to its title. For whatever reason (read: my perverse sense of humor) the video is not always up to snuff.
However, there are also times when The Greatest Video You’ve Ever Seen fails to adequately describe the awesomeness of the video it contains.
This, my friends, is one of those times.
If you have never seen the old school children’s television show “Mr. Roger’s Neighborhood” you might not like this very much. It’s entirely possible you need the childhood connection with the kindly, slightly nerdy, just the tiniest bit creepy Mr. Rogers in order to fully enjoy the magnificence that is this video.
Actually, that’s not possible. If you don’t like this video, you have no soul and you’re dead to me. I hope you have a soul.
So the stakes are high as we roll The Greatest Video You’ve Ever Seen, zippered sweater style.
So? Do you have a soul?
Just a couple thoughts because there’s not much more to add to that:
Did you ever see a cat’s eyes in the dark and wonder what they were?
Damn, Mr. Rogers was trippy.
It’s amazing how much people love Mr. Rogers, and rightfully so, but what if (and I can barely type this) it came out posthumously that Mr. Rogers molested children? There would be riots. There would be blood. The world would mourn and life itself would become meaningless.
Thank God that wasn’t the case.
This has been The Greatest Video You’ve Ever Seen. Now, if you’ll excuse me, I need to tend to the garden of my mind.